Morning Oppo

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 04/06/2015 at 09:10 • Filed to: Morning

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I did not get to campus fast enough, and lost the best spot to a Jetta. -_-

Party-vi > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/06/2015 at 09:12

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That Jetta driver is a dick.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Party-vi 04/06/2015 at 09:13

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I wonder if the fact that it's from Ontario means anything... :p

1.21 JIGGA WATTS!!! > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/06/2015 at 09:14

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Holy wide parking space Batman!!! If Jetta would have moved over to almost touching the curb, you probably could have fit next to him while only crossing the first yellow line, but not the second...

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > 1.21 JIGGA WATTS!!! 04/06/2015 at 09:16

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I usually race to that spot every morning for that reason. It's the safest spot!

yamahog > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/06/2015 at 09:30

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That's one parking space?? Looks bigger than the entire motorcycle parking area at my first job! Definitely added motivation to get to class on time though :)

Racescort666 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/06/2015 at 09:32

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FrederickLawOlmsteez > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/06/2015 at 09:39

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I'd be all over that yellow line, man.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > yamahog 04/06/2015 at 09:42

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Very motivated! I was on time for class but not for that spot

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/06/2015 at 09:51

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You now know what you must do as the owner of the superior VAG - ESTABLISH DOMINANCE!!!!!

1.21 JIGGA WATTS!!! > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/06/2015 at 09:53

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I'm so jealous that you have double yellows....we had single yellows, and I'm pretty sure about half of the spaces on campus were tighter than normal parking spots..

Katsumoto > FrederickLawOlmsteez 04/06/2015 at 09:53

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I'd be too, cuz even if the Jetta owner is a cross between a buffalo and and elephant they could still open the door to get in and not hhit you.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 04/06/2015 at 09:53

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So do I have to take a crap in that parking space, or leak some oil or something?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/06/2015 at 10:23

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The oil leak reminded me of the original The Love Bug.

scoob > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/06/2015 at 10:29

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That spot is bigger than some houses over here.

RustedSprinter > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/06/2015 at 10:35

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Yes! Porsche tamer took another picture of the spot!

ly2v8-Brian > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/06/2015 at 10:55

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Not that good, it's under a tree.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/06/2015 at 11:15

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Hump it. Hump it vigorously and firm and make eye conact with the owner as they walk up to it.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > scoob 04/06/2015 at 11:23

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Really? (o_o)

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > ly2v8-Brian 04/06/2015 at 11:24

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I think it's a dead tree? There aren't any birds over there that I've noticed.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > RustedSprinter 04/06/2015 at 11:25

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I did indeed keep my promise. :)

scoob > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/06/2015 at 11:25

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No no no lol

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > scoob 04/06/2015 at 11:46

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Is it bigger than some garages? :p

RustedSprinter > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/06/2015 at 11:52

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Yay!

scoob > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/06/2015 at 12:05

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Definitely bigger than ours. Serious this time.

ly2v8-Brian > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/06/2015 at 13:13

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worse than birds are the trees that ooze sap. That stuff can be a pain in the ass to remove.